9/15/11

Holy Shit, thats funny

Trinity college in Dublin, Ireland was the target of a hacker, who posted the fake profile of their newest English lecturer, Conan T. Barbarian.


Highlights of the site are; his PHD thesis was titled ' To Hear the Lamentation of their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Zamoran Literature.


The site claims he was appointed to the post after ' decapitating his predecessor in a bloody battle that will long be remembered in legend and song'.


Courses offered include ' Vengeance for beginners', and 'Deciphering the riddle of Steel'. Classroom poliy is to crucify student who cheat or show weakness.


Whoever did this is a goddamn genius. LOLZ, thats funny.

Peace.
CLASS DISMIIIIIIIISED!!!!

9/3/11

TSA bullshit

The TSA is going to start using a more behavior based screening program to identify threats to the friendly skies. I approve of this, if its done correctly, it's used in the middle east, and if it didn't work, don't you think planes would be dropping out of the skies a little more often there?

What bugs me is what Micheal Aguilar, the TSA federal security director said. 'I would tell the public that for the last 10 years that they have been safe because of our efforts recognizing that we've continued to develop our procedures and our technique.'

I just don't know what to say to that. Well, I have some ideas. First of all, has the TSA ever prevented a 'terrorist plot'? The TSA won't say, citing security reasons. Bruce Scheier, a security expert unaffiliated with the TSA, indicates that they won't say because its never fucking happened.  Bruce also coined the term 'security theater'.

Just this last week the TSA found 6 'artfully concealed' prohibited items, 18 firearms, and arrested 7 passengers for 'suspicious behavior', or fraudulent travel documents. Good job.

Doesn't look like they can find a salad, though.
Numbers time! This behavior detection program is called SPOT, ok? SPOT costs more than 200 million of your tax dollars every year.  As of March 2010, 3000 TSA SPOT- trained officers at 161 airports had caught, wait for it, 0 terrorists. They have caught, though, hundred of illegal aliens and drug smugglers. The Government Accountability Office released a report saying that, since 2004, 16 people later accused of involvement with terrorist plots flew 23 times. SPOT- trained officers caught none of them. So, obviously, it's not being done right. Look to the Israelis. They seem to know what they're doing.
Al-Quida must be laughing their asses off!


 The article I am getting this shit from goes on to say that maybe the TSA is preventing terrorist acts with their very presence. Maybe, but I think it more likely that terrorists aren't going to use planes for too many more terrorist acts on U.S. soil.  You don't need a plane to fill a U- haul with fertilizer and park it outside an office building. You don't need a plane to strap on a dynamite vest and go to the Mall of America, or a Lakers game.

Mr. Aguilar went on to quip' Those that criticize us the most are the ones we're the most committed to protect.'


Looking at those two wildebeests above, there, I 'd rather take my chances without the TSA, thanks. Seriously, does any of you think that, post 9/11, guys pulling boxcutters would stand a chance on a commercial airline? Or would the passengers put an end to their hijinks? In a great big hurry?


Make of it what you will. It's your tax dollars, not mine. I left.

Peace, peeps.

Whatwhatwhat???

I just don't know how to say this, but a cities government did something that, well, seems to be sensible and well thought out.

Its possible. They may have just proven us all wrong.

In a shocking display of common sense that has the cities underbelly reeling, Bonn, Germany has installed 'hooker meters'. Prostitutes must pay 6 Euros, or about 8 and a half bucks, for a permit to ply their trade from 8pm to 6am. If they are caught without the permit, they get a fine. No word on whether or not the fine is taken out in trade. Prostitution is legal in Germany, BTW.

I really like how they have legitimized an act between two consenting adults. Now, decriminalize drugs, and other things thinking people don't really give a shit about, and our civilization might stand a chance. Until the machines rise up and take over.


http://www.gizmag.com/robot-biomass-energy/10972/

For those of you that didn't click that link, it's an article about a robot that uses biomass as fuel, to generate electricity. It burns biomass. Wikipedia defines biomass as 'biological material from living, or recently living organisms'.


Holy shit, it has a fucking CHAINSAW

Sleep well, kids.

8/31/11

Little help?

Here she is.She needs a name. Thoughts, ideas?

8/29/11

VIDEOS!!

I hope all those videos work. Hope you all enjoy. Peace.

Last day of vacation...

So today was it. The last day of my two week vacation. Oh yeah, I guess I should mention that I am in France, I get five weeks off, paid, a year. My niece, Charlotte, is here, for a long weekend before school starts. Today we got a late start and headed down the hill a little ways to a waterfall that's easy to walk to. Some pics.






 That dark spot on the right there weirds me out. I think its a tree stump. Its in a bit of an odd place, though.



The fromagerie at the top of the Charmant Som.

Mi casa

So. All in all, a pretty goddamn good day. Waterfalls, BBQ, cows, both in my tummy and on the hoof. Super. Peace.