Skidmark made a skidmark

This is a picture of my kids leg.  Today, we were riding our widdle bicycles around our mountain hideout, making sure everything is still shipshape and zombie proof, when Daniel fell off his bike. I don't know if he saw a dime on the ground, or has a higher gravitational pull than the rest of us, or what, but the ass of Daniel met the road, and hard. He took it like a man, though. Rubbed some dirt on it, walked it off, but he looks like a round mound of ground round. Seriously, I am glad it wasn't worse. Bad injuries here mean a long ass car ride to the nearest hospital, or an even longer wait for the Wham!bulance to come get your broken ass.

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