V-A-C-A-TION

Today is August 11, and in just 2 short days I will officially be on vacation.

page 19 of a Google image search for 'vacation'. Really.

We will be driving to Paris, about 8 hours north, where food will be eaten, wine will be drunk, museums will be museumed, a good time will be had by all. But nothing will be as satisfying as not going to work. Saying goodbye for 2 weeks is going to be satisfying.

On to happier things. London riots! Awesome! If you are of the belief that these riots are because some dude got himself killed during a shootout with police, and the locals are up in arms about this senseless death of this upstanding citizen, then raise your hand. Then take that hand and slap yourself in the face. This guy was a quote 'Gangster' who was killed during an undercover thing, when he opened fire on the cops who were following him.

'We were gonna just mace him, but then thought, 'oh, fuck it'

It seems to me that people, acting as they almost always do, are using this incident as an excuse to go rob, rape,pillage. Young people, no jobs, blossoming drug habits, and a healthy distrust for anyone over about the age of 30, doing what they do best. Acting like entitled assholes. Fucking disgusting. I really wish that I didn't have to share a planet with people like that. But I do. Now, I am going to try and end this post on a happier note.

Oh yeah! 2 things. that woman, who got her face bitten off by her pet chimp, when she and her husband were bringing it a birthday cake, and hubby was killed? She has a new face! Looks great! Also, a kid was boogy boarding in Oregon, when he was sucked under by a riptide, and was under water for like 15 minutes. The kid was released from the hospital Wednesday. Alive and everything. 12 years old. Cool.

Peace, Chimps.